i would be a kittypet all the way in the warrior cats universe. if i heard a bunch of guys were in the woods killing each other for survival and they think i'm the lame one for getting mediocre banquets i would be like you guys are stupidd and then when the thunderclan medicine cat comes by my fenced lot to pick yarrow i would be like what are you doing and shes like medicine so my clanmates don't die and i'm like wow you guys really have it that rough. and she keeps encountering me and one day i'm like why don't you come inside there's plenty of kibble and she averts her eyes shyly and is like ...no that would be against starclan and i'd go To have a little kibble? and she's like You know what i mean. and i do. 5 moons later she is getting adopted by my people and visions of her ancestors still haunt her and she is from time to time like Did I do the right thing...? how could i be so selfish...? and i'm like my toy mouse squeaks

"we still believe there's a better version of how reblogs can work" and many children across the world believe that when you lose a baby tooth a fairy comes and looks under your pillow while you're sleeping and exchanges it for money

All due respect to Tumblr staff for listening and rolling back a feature that was obviously not what people wanted. Like, doing that is actually commendable.

if tumblr users are considered to be the devils hole pupfish of social media users the 2019 porn ban is analogous to the 1967 drilling of wells by spring meadows inc that greatly depleted the water levels in devils hole and today's update is analogous to the 2016 incident where three guys broke in and one puked in the hole

btw i want to say that the entire tumblr community banding together is what got these changes reversed so i hope u all realise the power of a reblog and start reblogging posts instead of just liking them this is the reblog website so hit that button right now

I cant talk right now i have to replay this song

I really genuinely like this site and it's original layout and premise. I like custom themes. I like mobile themes. I like how posting works. I like how tag search works. I like sending and receiving asks. I like how you can make your blog whatever the hell you want. I like this fucking platform and for some reason staff is vigorously sawing their limbs off like they have to but they're in the middle of a grocery store and everyone there is going "why the hell are you doing that?" and staff cries "you all want me to"

i need to say this in a safe space. i hate the word hubby. it is revolting. i never want to have to see or hear that word again

Remember today's lesson: whining alone solves nothing but whining en masse can solve a great deal

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.