woofkill resurgence

drinking isnt even fun if your best friend cant do it with you #missher #sheblewup #RIP #actually shes just 19 and her mom wont let her drink her stuff anymore and we dont live in the same state #sad

and when she comes over to my house where there is infinite alcohol all she does is make bourbon water. Like no i will never get over her bourbon "poopoo water" drink that was so wrong

3rd base is her watching you throw up blood

Talking to drunk people while sober is always fun cus youre more conversationally powerful than them

I think about hugging my best friend a lot cuz i miss her and honestly reminiscing upon it. shes built like the remote . im thinking about hugging her again and im remembering her bony fucking limbs and feeling her ribcage. Its awesome

Lol im going to crush her to pieces next time I see her

i think by the end of the year we'll be using "never kill yourself" as a general greeting. it will be our shalom

stuck in giantess achis toe gunk

i wanted to write something nice about him but i was overwhelmed by his natural lameness

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

“good girl” said (in a shaky terrified voice) by someone who is CLEARLY not the dominant one in the situation

when he gets pregnant for attention then doesn’t tell anyone