every book marketed as 'adult sapphic romance' has a synopsis that goes like Auber Crombie is a 27 year old divorcee, free of her comphet marriage and ready to start a new life in the big city... until her car breaks down in the middle of a small town and shes forced to stay with an old fling-turned flame until the snowstorm stops blocking her from her dreams. And Delilah Hay had recently proclaimed herself date-free and living the single life, happy with her small-town mechanic job and working on her part-time queer romance novel - that will be finished once she gets over her years-long writer's block.
When the two of them talk dreams versus fiction over some warm campfire soup...sparks fly, and suddenly Auber doesn't know if she has it all figured out. Delilah is stubborn, but nothing in her life ever goes to plan. Could they get their heads out of their asses? Can they generational trauma found family ren faire plan their way out of love, or are they on a highway to heartbreak hell? Find out in this hilarious enemies to lovers hallmark spicy slowburn sapphic romantasy with Whipped cream, Whiskey, and Whites.
and the title is something like Kobolds Koffee and Kegels




















