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Vepar

Friends, esteemed guests, and soon to be enemies - when someone decides to say "traditionally xyz was done" and then proceeds to tell you the most OUTLANDISH bullshit without any prep work and discussion about how rituals are structure, why things are done, how not just your soul kidneys but your soul-skin is purified by bathing in water (and just water, no soup, no nada).

This is where you must, under all circumstance, ignore this bullshitter forever and ever. A lot of ritual structure has reasoning. A lot of things around purification rituals have explanations for the things they are doing. This is basically absolutely nonsense, probably mirrored off some particularly religious ritual, pulled out of context and reshaped to give it a weird glossy cover. And this is the ceremonial evocation of spirit.

YOU WANT ME STARVING before I have to shove a spirit into a magickal circle dressed in some black satin robe. You want my body to be at it's most EXTREME weakness to command and compel a spirit.

You want me.. dazed and confused looking at the salt in my hand without licking it because SALT as a RING protects me more than SALT IN MY BODY.

AND THEN you have all this bullshit and color assignments and I already said how there's nothing explaining it but then we yet AGAIN have a reference to "black magick" and how to conjure negative spirits. AND YOU EXPECT someone is the barest of living basically who has had nothing for days, to be able to manage a whole evocation and negotiation and conversation with a spirit. Listen, well meaning sacrifices can be an important part of a spirit contract. But at the same time, if you have to be at this specific state and there's like twenty spirits on the corner over there *gestures with her thumb* and you over here just having a full fucking weird ass situation. Come on.

Kid, if you hate the site, get off of it.

I'm a 45 year old with disposable income. I can use it for whatever I want.

#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)

abalone shell - general use 

anchovies - beauty, attraction

clam shells – purification, love 

conch shell – love 

cone shell – protection  

coral – emotions, healing, vivid dreams 

cowrie shell – prosperity, money 

crab – protection 

fish – protection, fertility 

hag stone – clairvoyance, protection  

moon shell – peace, psychic awareness, purification 

oyster – fertility, love 

sand – dreams, grounding, cleansing 

sand dollar – wisdom, luck 

sardines – beauty  

scallops – travel, journal, movement 

sea glass – change, purification  

seahorse – luck, love, understanding 

sea salt – cleansing, banishing negative energy 

sea water - manifestation of goals, energy, power, cleansing, healing, banishing

seaweed – prosperity, luck 

shark teeth – location, curses, glamours 

sponge – absorb negative energy 

urchin spines - protection, curses, transformation, regeneration

whelk shell – positive changes, transformation 

𝔇𝔲𝔨𝔢 𝔙𝔢𝔭𝔞𝔯

He is a Duke Great and Strong, and appeareth like a Mermaid. His office is to govern the Waters, and to guide Ships laden with Arms, Armour, and Ammunition, etc., thereon. And at the request of the Exorcist he can cause the seas to be right stormy and to or appear full of ships. Also he maketh men to die in Three Days by Putrefying Wounds or Sores, and causing Worms to breed in them. He governeth 29 Legions of Spirits.