Evil Women Apologist

do you think Transformers w aquatic alts have the baby otter problem when new

when a new submarine Transformer is birthed they just get chucked in a big pool to figure it out and they're in there like blagh bddlob bloob while the older submarine bots stand around like its ok their transformation instincts will kick in ANY second now :)

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

we need more stories about high femme prom queen types who become weird faggy guys. you haven't seen Behaviors until you've seen a repressed closeted tboy holding on to socially acceptable heterosexual femininity by the skin of his teeth

btw now, since this post was marked mature and i cannot seem to get it appealed, there are youth and others in the UK and Brazil are no longer able to see this post.

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

it is eurovision saturday this weekend so important info: a couple of years ago my friends i used to watch eurovision with decided to get together on the day and watch something else. it was suggested that we should watch 'the opposite of eurovision' but we couldn't think what that would be. we decided that it would come to us in the moment. on the day we decided to watch Transformers (1986) and were there like... yeah... you know... this is the opposite of eurovision. so in short, it is official watch Transformers (1986) day this Saturday.

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government