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wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that

if you know the word for the smell of dirt after it rains i’m sorry high school was so rough on you

no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao

SHE fucked that old WOMAN #feminism

im on my behavior

nah man i cant come over tomorrow im gonna listen to songs and think about characters. yeah no its gonna be all day

everytime there are nude breasts on the tv i unsheath my blade and use my lightspeed kata technique to expertly deflect the images before they can reach my eyes

shrimp should be 100x bigger and they should walk on land and mercilessly kill. just a suggestion

*Hades voice* Do Not Limp Your Wrist at Me, Boy

i come from a long line of guys who had something wrong with them