this user can harm you but it hasn't yet

i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

in the morning, i get on tumblr and reblog beautiful images, but by the evening i devolve into madness

one day veth brenatto is gonna be like hey honey let's open our marriage and yeza is gonna be like sure honey whatever makes u happy meanwhile veth would be fully aware that that's the stuff that can very well ruin the relationship and she would secretly hope it does and then it fucking doesn't and she would be so angry. and i love her for that

im so hungry i could eat a dinner

im so hungry i could lay a dinner egg

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

my dinner-centric world view