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GUARDS!!!! put that emotionally unstable woman in a situation

i can be so normal about knights. come closer

it’s the devotion and repression and also the armor

Put your fucking knight on a leash it keeps trying to duel mine

need a butch knuckle deep inside me while they condescendingly talk about how needy i am

I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

"As I was saying, milady," he springs to his feet, declaring proudly, "I worship the very ground you - " before tripping again.

#my knight in stumbling armor

would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave

you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

in another life, I would have loved nothing more than to kill people with hammers with you

Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

call your girl DVD logo the way she'll be bouncing on it after ten minutes alone with me

there's a level of wanting-to-finger-a-girl type horny where your hands just start absentmindedly seeking and eagerly stroking the pads of your fingers against anything soft like hungry sightless dogs. babe that's a couch cushion you're not finding its prostate

if you felt a weird spasm in your body its probably because i was delicately stroking your icon with my mouse or something sorry

Medfet as in being told how defective you are by a sadistic doctor and it’s a good thing you’re in his care now because he’s going to fix you but first he needs to run tests to find out every little thing that makes you tick ❤️

I see people talk about inspections/examinations being hot and what I’ve realized is that I also think they’re hot but the thing is the person playing the doctor needs to be roughly throwing me around and pinching things and pushing me backwards onto the chair and muttering “oh no, no, this just won’t do…” and diagnosing me with dozens of fake-but-medical-sounding ailments that only they can cure