ever since i was a little girl i've been mad as hell

sorry for decimating the local ecosystem with my outdoor Registeel

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

Goodnight people who get mean when they're nervous like a bad dog

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

when someone recommends me a new tv show i feel like an aging widower who people keep encouraging to remarry but he refuses to because he loves his dead wife so much. and the dead wife is succession

the best britticism is "taking the piss" 100%. no word for this in the president's english

what if after job interview you catch a glimpse of the person’s notepad & see they wrote “things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl”

Apricity (n.) — the warmth of the sun in winter, a subtle warmth that kisses the skin with a softness unexpected in the season's chill.

going back to videogames you played a ton as a kid is so funny cause your entire memory of it is of spending days and days on the first level of a game that turns out to be in total 5 hours long

being insanely obsessive will not get u anywhere but it sure do pass the time