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Do you ever think about the fact that Percy essentially was for the Lost hero what Thalia was in the Lightning thief and sea of monsters ?

In this essay, I will...

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Yuna and David asking about the timeline of their relationship would have been even funnier if, after discussing how long they've been "lovers":

Yuna: ok, so you've been "seeing" each other for 9 years... And when did you confess your real feelings and decided to be together?

Shane:

Ilya:

Yuna:

David:

Shane:

Ilya: like, today at 4am

poetrylesbian

LIKE to shake the jar. REBLOG to feed him one (1) macrobiotic treat.

shillanov

i love how shane buys all this firewood and goes through all this effort to eagerly start a fire like some canadian mating ritual and is like "nice right? :) :) :)" and ilya is like "no"

hyperfixation-fix

Can't stop thinking about how much of a relief it must have been for Ilya to realise how insanely predictable Shane is. Like, he's lived his whole life with a mother who had horrible mental illness, a father who was unstable and always angry, a brother who couldn't even hold down a job. He's had to keep secrets and lie and read between the lines just to survive.

And here's Shane. Shane who folds his clothes before sex. Shane who will always be happy with a cold ginger beer. Shane who has a stylist and an interior decorator because he likes things to look objectively nice.

Shane who answers "How many times can you cum in an hour?" completely literally. Shane who has no filter and comments on the bed being dirty within 0.2 seconds of cumming all over it. Shane who comes out to Ilya the moment he figures it out himself, and who tells him point blank that it's not just sex, because he never ever expects Ilya to read his mind.

Their relationship is far from simple, but it's probably one of the most predictable things in Ilya's world. Shane is a safe harbour throughout the years, even while the hurricane around Ilya only gets more and more destructive.

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rose: honey... i think ur gay

shane: matter of fact i am a bottom thank you very much

leenfiend

Can u tell I love their loser fail dynamic

Plugging our pjo zine applications again too @twofoldzines

You misspelt "mainly" in your bio; you forgot the i

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can’t spell

#ask

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight

alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

docd666

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

homeschooler-offical

I’m sorry for summoning you all again so soon but i feel as though this is an extremely worthy cause, soooo

my dearest siblings! @gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-official @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official

the-loonylunie-on-yt

I know like two ppl so

Мама lets help! @not-offical-offical lets tag the officalverse! @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @homosexuality-offical these are the only ones I can remember sorry :/

not-offical-offical

we’re already halfway there :)

@ririwithrice @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @goblin-offical @james-offical @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @beth-unico-offical @marinebiology-offical @aceofpans @immortal-bcz-i-have-plot-armour @pond-scum-offical @washing-machine-offical @valentine-cadaver @towel-offical @inflated-ego-offical @do–not–you-dare @pizzapops-offical @neptunic-offical @crypticgoose3 @tidy-offical @inflated-ego-offical @gaslight-offical @breadteleporter-offical @chaos-ducks @funkym0nkey-onyx @unshipper-offical @rainbowkessem @untitledoffical @hunger-offical @yearning–offical @microwave-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @jel-e-ton @bra1n-offical

silly-lil-guy-offical

@itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @hells-favourite-demon-offical @duck-from-hell-official

duck-from-hell-offical

This is a very important cause. I’m tagging my cousin and their child. despite the fact that I hate my cousins guts. @duck-from-heaven-official @the-cheese-offical

duck-from-heaven-offical

Um, do we really want to basically force this person to get a tattoo of a bear monster thing? Is it worth it?

duck-from-hell-offical

yes, very worth it.

luckydreaming

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

onceuponakhaleesi

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

mobians-and-chaos-blog

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

combthecombel

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

verityglasses

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

fairytail-angel

This is one of my favourite things to look at

strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

livia-jones

The Gravity Falls one though

nightowlhowell

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

artfulhobbes

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

clolymoly-deactivated20190507

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

cm8x-insanity

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

roses-in-fire

Never not reblog

ryrobsessed

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

syzygy-yzygy

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????

mysteryshack324-deactivated2024

It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂

mrecury42

c'mon this is bullshit…

fristellan

I got shocked.

sl33py-b1rd0

Oh what a wondrous beast it is that has stumbled its way into my dash.

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You're telling me that Mike "The Heart" Wheeler would sit there completely unmoving as his best friend sobs in front of him and makes direct reference to a fight they had when they were 13 in which Mike's words deeply hurt him? That's what you want me to believe? Is it crack? Is that what you smoke?

bylerlumax

Shawn Levy: “Finn did the emotional heavy lifting this season”

Mike Wheeler when his parents almost die, his sister gets taken by Vecna, all his loved ones are in danger, he goes to the upside down for the first time, his best friend came out as gay, and the world is ending:

Byler was fun while it lasted guys I’ll see you in the next queerbait

#byler #st5 #stranger things s5 #stranger things spoilers #will byers

bylerworld

oh fuck it just hit me we will see will's coming out in two days fuck fuck fuck fuck it's going to completely wreck us isn't it

redstonedust

you'll spend so long in deep discussions of gender online and then go talk to someone in your real life family and find out they still havent gotten past "women can be good at things" and its like oh okay jesus christ i forgot some people are still on the baby steps huh

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Will “I’m Not Going to Fall in Love” Byers

animbillasblog

Byler hug in ep5 this, Mike running to him that

I wanna see Mike trying to hug Will, but Will reaching out to his face, brushing his hair aside and worrying about his cut, and their faces closer together than ever before, and Mike just looking at him stunned, and then start laughing, because

Will just killed demo, unlocked superpowers, he is probably exhausted

And he is worried that Mike bruised his face

fatfatgaybitch

Not to mention a s1 callback to him asking if Jonathan’s hand was okay after he just survived an alternate dimension and fleeing from a 8–10 foot inter dimensional blood hungry monster

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