You know, my father taught me about trust. He told me if I wanted it, there were three things I needed to do: Be honest, even if it means telling a self-righteous windbag that her breath smells like a cesspool. Be patient. Mm, still haven't cracked that one, but being tied up still helps.

percy: oka- wait, are you wearing my jacket?

annabeth, stabbing a gorgon: …maybe

percy, slicing a serpent in half: i’ve been looking for that!

annabeth, rolling and knocking empousi off their feet and stabbing them: it’s big and warm and smells like you. i was cold and needed something to wear. so this is what i grabbed.

percy, chuckling as he strangles an ogre: i’m okay with that

annabeth, stabbing basilisks: good, because i’m keeping it

percy, smashing two cyclops faces into the floor: it looks better on you anyway

annabeth, decapitates a chimera: *winks at him*

percy, casually lighting a hydra on fire and giving her a crooked smile: you know, i was thinking for tonight-

- Let’s just say Hera was not a girls girl

- Just because you’re faced with a minor inconvenience doesn’t mean you should swallow your wife (Zeus)

- Was Athena the original pick me girl? I’ll leave that up to you

- Now I’m not saying you should all go castrate your husbands, but we don’t judge Gaia okay?

- Leave him (Hermes) alone he’s just trying to play his lyre and steal some cows

- Athena is who Ares thinks he is

- Okay maybe sending the entire world into a famine was a lot, but also consider that maybe Zeus needed to fuck around and find out (about Demeter)

- Apollo is condoning murder six ways from Sunday