Yes, i am THAT binch

Twitter really said "you've read 300 posts time to go touch grass"

bye gongeous (seals you in the tomb forever)

Seems legit to me. That's something an American would do.

Babies should never be on planes, they have not sinned in any way deserving of the hell we have made air travel. Ship them by USPS so the angels at the postal service will teleport them across the country via a portal of cardboard and packing tape.

Sometimes you see a post and just realize there’s some Wild Shit going on in a community you never knew existed

Finally, I understand

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT. THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL POST.

still thinking abt that time last year I just posted the word "sex" and deleted it after 5 seconds and then IMMEDIATELY got an anon that just said "I saw that"

my breaks over so i cant verify it but that voltron post better be a sick joke

 You can kill me in one hit

this . :)

this is incredible I love it I wish them all the best 🥺🥺

IT GOT BETTER

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

Beetlejuice kept making me travel between dimensions/timelines and it was really pissing me off so I just beat him up.

I really hope Youtube knows that whenever one of their surveys comes up before a video I just immediately click whatever the bottom answer is in order to get it out of the way as fast as possible. Enjoy the data

I intentionally choose the least correct answer

I’m going to start doing that as praxis