Leon's Cave

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

Elves would hate going to costco

orcs would love going to costco

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

Valve is the Mamdani of video games. When you think about it.

they both made half life 2

they both made half life 2

When I got my current job they made me sign a form acknowledging that I'll be immediately fired if I accept free mcdonalds or an amazon gift card from someone at a rival firm

i support women's wrongs

The sculpture is now worth $89,400

its me the cum goblin here to gobble up your cum

im married to the piss pig and you'll never guess what he does

The problem with Batman in his present incarnation is that we need simultaneously to believe that this is a man who can effortlessly ninja his way through dozens of gun-toting mercenaries, and that this is a man to whom Danny DeVito with an umbrella is a credible threat.

Okay, that was glib – let me expand. I'm fully aware that Batman comics generally don't have him fighting guys like the Penguin one on one these days. That's not the problem. The problem is that superhero power creep has rendered Batman functionally immune to hired goons, but owing to his roots as a street-level vigilante, like half of his classic villains are guys whose primary threat vector is the ability to field arbitrary numbers of hired goons. There just aren't a lot of ways to work around that without either doing violence to the villain's idiom or making Batman carry the idiot ball – though I'll grant that some of the attempted workarounds have been very entertaining!

Imagine turning to crime out of financial desperation and you can’t even land a job as a dumb knuckle cracking brawler anymore without five years of martial arts training, a CDL in evasive getaway driving and a hand written recommendation from an active member of The Court of Owls.