I will constitute the field

studies show that you want me so bad

i feel like i’d be really good at being divorced

hudson has to get naked and/or kiss a man onscreen every ~6 months or he dies. it’s like how sharks have to keep swimming.

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done