I sure do like boats and writing. Yep, sure do.

PREACH?

Thank you Richard Gadd you fucking get it

“This is my favorite axe. I’ve been using it for so long I had to replace the handle ten times and the blade twice.”

do any of you guys remember that sculpture of theseus & the minotaur that lowkey looks like theseus is riding the minotaur like his life depends on it

Is the lowkey in the room with us?

Saw this when I was in London this summer, I stopped my friend to point at it and said "holy shit it's the statue of Theseus fucking the Minotaur" in the middle of the very busy museum.

shirt that says 'i ♡ writing 300 words of the worst prose known to mankind'

and it ends in the middle of a sentence 😔

It was always enough

something something jeeves’ eternal dedication to making bertie’s life beautiful and bertie’s effusive and adoring reverence for jeeves above all else. something something.

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

feeling that twenty minute gap lads