you’re not a capitalist. a capitalist is a person who owns or manages capital. the word for a person who neither owns nor manages capital but who believes in capitalism is ‘sucker’

the internet isn’t real. if you turn your phone off everyone instantly goes away

You are not weak for feeling the weight of everything that you are carrying.

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

well. that one’s on me

Give each other head not headaches.

what’s your worst sin out of the seven mine is pride. i’m never going to die btw