Hello my baby, hello my honey

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

a collection of a fifty+ part storyline aiming to give Loki the happy ending that he deserved.

— PAIRING: Loki x fem!reader

— WARNINGS: drabbles have their various warnings. everything from suggestive quips to heart wrenching angst, with a majority of ridiculously fluffy goodness.

— NOTES: i write everything out of order! what started as drabbles started connecting and became this. i do not own any rights to Loki or the MCU, nor receive any profit from these works. this is just writing for my own educational, nonprofit purposes!

this story is incomplete. i have a million drafts and requests in the works that will be filling in many of the gaps in this storyline as well as continuing it. thank you so very much for your support, comments and feedback truly, truly keep me going! happy reading!

it’s complicated

~~ shawarma

~~ nipnops

~~ is that—is that stubble??

~~ enemies to fake lovers

~~ don’t you dare

~~ coworkers

~~ loki just wants his snickers

~~ put on a smile, pork chop

~~ there was only one chair

~~ spilt coffee

~~ lunch break

~~ don’t touch me

~~ mind games

~~ softer sides

~~ people like you?

~~ that’s my boyfriend

~~ …progress?

~~ let me bleed

~~ haircuts and interrogations

** more coming soon between these**

~~ what is this?

~~ a drunken confession (possible placeholder)

** more coming soon between these**

~~ i want you (au)

in a relationship

~~ first-ish date

~~ favourite hoodie

~~ celebrity crush

~~ loki’s library

~~ thor.

~~ sunflowers

~~ loki’s sense of humor

~~ thankful for you

~~ november first

~~ attempt number one

~~ evil nose

~~ i’m going to marry you

~~ the proposal—wait no, jk

~~ dance lessons

~~ ormstunga

~~ a proposal

married

~~ not-so-royal wedding

~~ the morning after

~~ i licked it, so it’s mine

~~ second time’s the charm

~~ true form

~~ nicknames and braids

~~ quarantine

~~ definition of perfection

~~ getting ready

~~ valentine’s day

~~ an office visit

~~ disgusting domesticity

~~ love is pain (au)

~~ nipples.

~~ home late

~~ gingerbread messes

~~ i miss you, you know.

~~ easy like a sunday morning

~~ jealous kisses

~~ i’m in pain. period.

~~ safety dance

~~ do you want to have a baby?

we’re expecting

~~ i’m pregnant…

~~ appreciation

~~ you’re not driving.

~~ elliot?

~~ loki’s sleepy :’)

~~ nursery painting, ‘nuff said

proud father of a dumbass kid

~~ unexpected

~~ elliot.

~~ dusted (au)

~~ baby fever

~~ first time in asgard

~~ baby’s first christmas

~~ ah-loo!

~~ kings don’t change diapers

~~ dentist trip

~~ tessi the tesseract

~~ syrupy slip-up

~~ foot massage

~~ true loves kiss…blegh.

~~ hide n seek

~~ the mini-asgardians

~~ you’re not dying.

~~ you lost your kid?

~~ i saw mommy kissing santa claus

~~ tired + horny parents

~~ disneyland

~~ little monster

~~ lonely

we’re expecting more

~~ don’t tell dad.

~~ the Question

~~ like real people do

~~ microwave baby

~~ simple-thee pains

~~ peppermint and tears

proud father of two dumbass kids

~~ frigg.

~~ mortality

~~ frigg’s favourite

~~ bappy hirthday, momma

~~ frigg made me do it

~~ bad timing

~~ pantless prince

~~ blue

~~ a good friend

~~ morgan potts-stark

~~ so there’s this girl.

~~ a study in hands

~~ frostbite prevention

greater expectations

~~ ew, Elliot, that’s gross

~~ ew, Elliot, that’s still gross

~~ the twins!! (au)

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"am i really that old?" lucifer wonders on the train later

(you've probably seen them already but references taken from this post + the original tweet)

but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?

Without a trans black woman, LGBT+ rights would not exist. Never forget. Never “pay it no mind”.

Debt help needed!! ♡

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Saturday, August 7th: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who’s in desperate need of help, as I'm really struggling to keep my utilities on and due to late bills and charge-backs, my accounts are overdrawn and I'm in a lot of debt that I need help with.

As most of you are already aware from my previous post, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefit (Universal Credit) being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as my application for Disability (PIP) was declined and I am currently awaiting an appointment for a WCA (Work Capability Asessment) from the DWP to assess my mental and physical health, and my debt from overdue bills is piling up to an amount that I'm really struggling with.

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Favourite Colour: Anything on the cool end of the spectrum really. I’m partial to jewel and also, like, navy blue is a very nice color. Really, it depends on my mood.

Currently Reading: The Silmarillion by J. R. R. Tolkein for book club and Saints by Orson Scott Card

Last Song: Mouth of Styx from the Hades OST (Gotta love anything by Darren Korb)

Last Movie: The excellent Romeo + Juliet  (my favorite movie) directed by Baz Luhrmann (no relation)

Last Series: Probably Leverage Redemption (I really need to get back to watching that)

Sweet, Savory, Spicy: Sweet and Savory. Maybe a little spicy

Craving: Curry

Tea or coffee: Neither. I’m not really a hot drink person. I currently don’t have a caffiene habit and I’m fine with that.

Currently working on: Uh, too many things. The series of Sandman drabbles about the Endless dying. A quick little Danny Phantom/Sandman Crossover. The next entry in Let’s Steal a Fire Prince. Wild Seeds.

Currently Reading: The Silmarillion by J. R. R. Tolkein for book club. Next on the list is the first book in the Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan or the Metamorphosis by Kafka

Last Song: I have the album “Kiss me Kiss me Kiss me” by the Cure up. “Just Like Heaven” hits different.

Last Movie:  Get Out, 2017, for my sci-fi class. It was pretty good. Also the only movie for this class I’ve “enjoyed”

Last Series: Hamatora, which I just finished with a friend, we’re starting up Steins;Gate. both are really good go find them

Sweet, Savory, Spicy: ALL. I’m quite partial to spicy tho

Craving: Butter Chicken (as always)

Tea or coffee: Chai Latte, iced. So… both? I only especially drinks cold

Currently working on: An uncomfy amount of homework for the last week of the summer semester. Also The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (second playthrough)

Currently Reading: Any of four fantasy books I should be reading? Absolutely not! Instead I'm rereading a favorite 250k word fanfiction, cause it's been a like- a year haha.

Last Song: I think it was Leo by Eve? But I have a combination of "Love Me Harder" and "God is a Woman" by Ariana Grande, stuck in my head.

Last Movie: Kiki's Delivery Service by Studio Ghibli

Last Series: My Hero Academia, but I'm also watching some Haikyu!! every now and then! (somebody help, I'm trying to finish season 4 but I just don't want it to end... ;__;).

Sweet, Savory, Spicy: All of the above, yes please, *mwah thank you~

Craving: Some goddamn peace and quiet *ahem, pardon. Grapefruit. I can't explain it, just Grapefruit.

Tea or Coffee: Literally either of them, but I drink coffee more? I guess? I really want to get more flavors... I had French Vanilla flavored coffee one time, and it was a bit of a religious experience ngl.

Currently Working On: D R A W I N G ʰᵃʰᵃ