I don't even know anymore

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

So much trauma this year and my hair didn't even turn white. What the fuck is this bullshit

So much trauma this year and my hair didn't even turn white. What the fuck is this bullshit

ugh yeah that's the good shit

Elderly woman seeking shelter from the rain voice: Hello dearie. Would you be so kind as to let me stay the nigh–oh. You would? Oh. No, no, I’m very grateful, it’s just that *discards my mortal disguise* it’s just that–okay stop screaming–I’m actually a powerful faerie sorceress and I was kind of, god this is awkward, expecting you to deny me shelter? So that I could curse you for your hubris? Yeah I don’t actually need a place to stay this was just a weird little test I wanted to do for no reason. Yeah it sounds dumb when I say it out loud I’m just gonna go

This is… the greatest thing…

I’m sitting here, listening to this repeatedly with the biggest case of the music shivers ever. I’m in aural heaven

“you nudge pavement kitty? you nudge her body like the pillow? oh! oh! jail for coca cola mister! jail for coca cola mister for One Thousand Years!!!!

Yeah, this. :). (And also: “...YAWN.”

making bad posts to test the mutuals loyalty to me

mutuals to walk through the farmer's market and share strawberries with

Mutuals have permission to join me in the friendship ball

@therapyrat ♡♡♡

@angiethewitch

rate people i do not find attractive and i’ll try to guess your type