*After the first kinslaying in Alqualonde*
Feanor: Am I going too far?
Finarfin: No, no, no. You went too far 7 hours ago. Now you‘re going to prison.
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*After the first kinslaying in Alqualonde*
Feanor: Am I going too far?
Finarfin: No, no, no. You went too far 7 hours ago. Now you‘re going to prison.

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Fingon: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Maedhros: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back.
Maglor: Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Caranthir: my will to live. I haven‘t seen this in years.
Curufin: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Celegorm: mental stability, my old friend!
Fingon: Gods, could you guys lighten up a little?
Beleg: You don‘t want Turin to die.
Beleg: I don‘t want Turin to die.
Beleg: so now we gotta make sure that Turin doesn‘t want Turin to die.
Thingol: Fantastic plan. But have you met Turin?
Elrond: „Can I go ride my bike outside?“
Maedhros: „Do what you want. I‘m not your dad“
Maedhros, running outside two minutes later:
„Not in the street!“
Fingon: „And remember guys, murder is never the answer.“
Maedhros, solemnly: „murder is the question.“
Celegorm, not missing a beat: „and the answer is yes“

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Maglor, doing a crossword puzzle:
„What is a 6 letter word for ‚end‘?“
Maedhros, Celegorm, Caranthir, Curufin, Amrod and Amras simulataneously:
„Murder.“
Fingon: „It‘s ‚finale‘ you psychopaths.“
*Fingolfin wakes up*
Fingolfin: „Where am I?“
Feanor, saracstically: „Heaven.“
Fingolfin: „Oh.“
Fingolfin: „ didn‘t think you‘d be here.“
Curufin: „… are you mad?“
Celegorm: „no.“
Curufin: „so sharpening your knives at 2am is just a new hobby now?“
„I try to avoid shit because my temper can go from 0 to life in prison in 2 seconds.“
- Maedhros to his brothers at any point
(He snapped shortly after)
“A king is he that can hold his own, or else his title is vain”, yes, Maedhros?

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Nerdanel: You guys need a hobby
Caranthir: I have a hobby.
Nerdanel: Being bitter isn't a hobby.
Maglor: I have a hobby as well.
Nerdanel: Listening to sad music isn't a hobby either.
Maedhros: What about procrastinating? Does that count?
Nerdanel: I give up.
Galadriel: I wish I had the ability to make my crushes nervous.
Aredhel: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick.
Celegorm: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Maglor: I have a list. It's twelve pages long and alphabetized.
so i was compelled to make a thing about this
Nerdanel: If you took a shot every time you made a bad decision how drunk would you be?
Maglor: A little tipsy
Maedhros: Very drunk.
Celegorm: dead.

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Turin: I live for two reasons.
Beleg: And that would be?
Turin: I was born and I haven't died yet.
Maedhros: I need you to swear -
Caranthir: fuck
Maedhros: ...no. I meant like promise