Come to Hermitcraft Season 9! We have:
Sentient mossman obsessed with the sun
A man who's become so British that he's stealing whole buildings for his museum
Insanely powerful dictator cyborg who is scared of two (2) angry ladies
Your Grandparents' favourite minecraft Youtuber from when they were kids
A woman in a mountain mansion who may have a extra-dimensional doppelganger
An elf-deer-witch who keeps the skulls of her friends as decorations in her torture basements
Walt Disney but he's a genuinely lovely guy
A man with a rock collection who doesn't really know what this 'Geneva Convention' is but would love to go some day
A hypnotist who showed up slightly late but has a farm for just about everything
Living slime who maintains a cathedral while in a war with his neighbour
Stereotypical dwarf except he also owns an island-sized motherboard and the Empire State Building
A second cyborg with an irrational hatred of one (1) rock
Perpetually shocked man with a loveable face
The most self-depreciative engineering genius you've ever met
Crazy Australian lady who may or may not be God
A King who is both corrupted (by a curse) and corrupt (through capitalism)
Woman who drinks tea, lives in tea, gets given tea and believe it or not enjoys tea
A man possessed by a killer dungeon he spent an entire year renovating
A blood-stained card game maker
A man of honour, followed around by his evil clone, the man of dishonour
Either a normal man living in a very large train car, or a very small man living a normal train car
DoomGuy but he's very polite
Video game completionist who is so desperate for challenges he's making new ones for himself
An undead puppeteer who can bring statues to life with their magical book