Lemur, of the house Dank

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

This is exactly how working retail feels.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

completely failing to see the point of a lubricated footjob in tights. the whole point is the texture it's a complete and utter w(suddenly remembers people can see this blog)stop no delete backwards backspace cancel

[rushes back onto stage] if you're not appreciating the TEXTURE you're not actually a tights enjoyer you're a fucking POSER and don't you EVER forget that

the lotion gauze convention is THAT way (very clearly also has two 3-day passes hanging around my neck)

a lot of 'don't get a pet unless you can afford xyz' and not enough 'don't get a pet if you can't imagine euthanizing it'

a little while ago i had a conversation with someone on here that suggested livestock have better welfare security than the general pet population, because at least they get euthanized when their health falls below function. which is a very uncomfortable thought, but i can get there.

also idk who needs to hear this but it is. ok. allowed. fair even. to euthanize a pet before it collapses and/or is in acute distress.

It's incredibly sad people have to resort to this, but it's a damn good resource. Use it. Spread awareness. Maybe one day people with physical disabilities won't need DIYs like this. But until then, reblog and share.