LeMooky

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

guy in the bronze age fertile crescent looking at a feral cat and going “actually i don’t want to shit alone or eat chicken in peace ever again”

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

.oughouhhughuouhuoghhh forgotten how to draw again.

I could really do with a reward or incentive