staring into the bathroom mirror gripping the sink and telling myself "you are not uniquely horrible you are literally just some guy"

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

so true lol op I agree with you. Full heartedly

she’s high as fuck bro lmao

not trying to be rude but i love posts on here where i learn a completely new thing that immediately gets refuted in the same post. net zero information

today I removed a tick from a stranger at a rest stop

Congrats, you're now a possum.

it’s not like I ATE it

you should’ve

i cannot stress enough that i do not care if you think jennifers body had bad writing. megan fox and amanda seyfried made out AND cobra starship was on the soundtrack. is that not enough? are you not satisfied? die.