the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

OH FUCK YES

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

I love this post because the replies are like "for anyone who doesn't know what nestle did, they benefited from [insert human rights violation here]" but nestle has done SO many fucked up things you get a different topic in every comment

Nestlé is LITERALLY the largest food company in the world and have one of the worst track records. Pls avoid their products if you can

Flint, Michigan

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

Did the gays get a siren call from Tumblr or something two days ago? Feel like we all got activated like sleeper agents to return to this place lol

All jokes aside, Tumblr might be the future. It's one of the few places that lets you curate a blog and your timeline to your heart's content and ISN'T full of AI slop. It's like time never passed here (complementary).