girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

hiring a mercenary

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries