Lost Lemonheadedlesbian :’(

to all the books that i’ve read 1/3rd of

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Btw I loooove starting a post like "also" "by the way" "and another thing" when there was fully no conversation or preceding thought. U will experience my posts en media res

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

i get so miserable off that scenario i made up in my head

oh my fucking god i hate my job as an arcade machine technician the one i was working on just started bleeding and there’s human organs in this thing. what the fuck

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

guys im feeling quite vulnerable now and i need u to be honest with me. If an evil palette swapped clone of myself started wreaking general mayhem with villainous intent you'd be able to differentiate him from me right. You wouldnt get us totally mixed up and accuse me of committing all the evil deeds he did

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.