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the-memedaddy

noctumsolis

Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?

appendingfic

I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes

kragehund-deactivated20200518

if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.

vworpstageleft

Me, after a few seconds: Oh. they’re saying “horse” with a soft r.

Me initially:

whitepeopletwitter

charlesoberonn

The United States has 3 times as many Jerusalems as Israel

charlesoberonn

10 times as many Londons as England

charlesoberonn

30 times as many Parises as France

charlesoberonn

World capitals, but they’re all in Arkansas.

I actually think Illinois has more world capitals in it but they’re not as funny.

noselikeringo

New York ran out of names to take so they just started taking other states

toshio

the-last-writer

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everythingfox

(via)

6hundredcubiccentimeters

Keep liking my posts and we gon end up like this

sergle

like if a drink is gonna taste bad, then I want it to at least Fuck Me Up, and if a drink isn’t gonna fuck me up, then i want it to taste real nice. but you can’t have a drink that both fails to fuck you up, AND fails to taste good. that’s cheating. and that’s beer.

fail-boat

During tonight’s volunteer shift, I had to keep six kittens in a box while a team mate cleaned their cage. (Their mom/foster mom was taking a break from them and just chilling)

The experience was… challenging. 😂

lilragekitten

All the squeaky babies~~!!!

imgoingtogobacktheresomeday-dea

The most gentle version of whack a mole you will ever play

ranmagender

Me in 2006:

Me in 2020:

anxietyproblem

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catchymemes

not-tumbling

socialistexan

general-thinks

This is somehow worst than the Bidoof law

weloveshortvideos

gondwana

this cat is VERY small and VERY round, 10/10

gyey

unbelievble

shadowpiratemonkey7

@certified-kindergartner

eliminated

werenotreallystrangers

t4t4t

"Controlled blasting" for Mr Trump's border wall is taking place at sacred gravesites, tribes and lawmakers say.

izalen

Colonialism is not a concept of a bygone era.

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