Idiot Boy

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you're stupid

i know a place! *brings you into my arms and hugs you*

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

wish someone would re-pot me like a plant

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

When they don’t put their shopping cart back where it belongs 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Five Guys is rebranding to Four Guys. We're not gonna tell you why

I'm so happy for her!!

big shoutout to baked potatoes

ty

i got high and thought this was directed at me and that Baked Potatoes was my new nickname

I love playing dumb like wat?? huh?? LMAOO it’s so fun

Right because gaslighting is cute apparantly

what does this mean…?

you're in her dms i'm in her therapist's notes as a "potential issue" we are not the same

starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

Straight girls in a gay bar

tumblr hq setting up a lemonade stand to save the website

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

I'm the guy who goes around giving small change to low level monsters

feeling so hamburger helpless