Tah🪦🌼

okay while it's on my mind, 911 on ABC is a sport to me. I'm tuning in every week to see who wins, what theories might come true, who will live or die, who will kiss, who will be sidelined-- like a real sports fan. All this to say, if Chris is not shoved on a plane to LA next episode, I'm rioting like the Eagles fans do after the Eagles win or lose a Superbowl.

#sundial has some noteworthy moving parts#like the sun#and the earth

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(