Michaelwave

Literally got TL:LTD like two days ago and I already have so much drama going on like damn bro we got a whole three-way confession, heartbreak, multiple crushes on multiple people, and running out of island space to put them

who up dinking they oiter

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

what about the other cat?

fert

"are you tme or tma?" im nonbinary "okay.. well are you amab or afab?" pretty sure i was assigned a baby at birth "uh.. well do you have periods or not?" i have periods where i have no tolerance for binary ppl that ask me invasive and stupid questions, does this help? "just tell me what's in ur pants so i know if i should hate u or not!" a deadly lazer that is about to strike u down if u don't gtf away from me

Baby name of the day is Utility, given to a baby girl born in North Carolina in 1868. She had a brother named Mount Vernon and another brother named Wheatly. I am perplexed by the naming convention

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

You can lie when you name things