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Imagine Seth trying to get Queen to tell them about Berdly and Queen just not being interested at all.

Tenna trying to recruit Yellow to fill in after the cowboy show got canceled.

Lancer and Aqua would be unstoppable together for reasons I don’t think I even have to say.

Roulxs thinking Flowery is an evil leader despite not being evil, nor a leader.

Orange asking King how to become big and strong like him, and King not knowing how to feel about her since she’s technically both a lightner and darkner.

Blue and Yellow trying to give couples counselling to Lanino and Elnina, Roulxs comes in and says they’re better off with him and Yellow immediately believes him and has to be talked out of trying to get the weather polycule back together.

Sweet Cap’n Cakes getting chased up by Green for dine and dashing.

[to the tune of “Wellerman”]

There once was a man who put to sea.

The name of the man was W.D.

His creation he did fall inside.

Shattered through time and space.

(HUH!)

Soon may the Mysteryman come!

To bring us theories and lore and fun!

One day when the chapters are done,

Like today my YouTube algorithm has decided that I need to care about someone who is only referred to in titles and thumbnails as “The Ice Age Baby Woman”. I have absolutely no fucking clue who “The Ice Age Baby Woman” is, nor do I have any idea why I should care.

If gaster was a pirate I could see him being a sort of Davy Jones esque figure.

Davy Jones was a pirate who is said to command over the bottom of the ocean floor (the oceans depths if you will). Ships that sink at sea are said to end up in “Davy Jones Locker”.

Obviously there’s the parallel between Jones ruling the ocean depths and Gaster ruling the Deltarune depths (img_depths is literally just water).

There’s also the fact that we create a vessel (vessel also being a word for a ship) with Gaster in the depths. A vessel in the depths, like the ships in Davy Jones Locker.

Maybe the depths are a resting place for “failed” vessels? And that’s the reason Gaster has so many vessel parts to chose from? He salvaged them from dead vessels that ended up in the depths???