relax. chillax. have a summer holiday ⛱️

ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to tell anyone anything

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

BLUE ALIEN GF: our universe is much like your own, but in our timeline, dj khaled never returned from being lost at sea

Do yall remember how crazy it was to watch HR episode 2 and have the sex fade out to more sex. I didn’t know we knew how to do that.

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

If you’re still on windows 10 it’s there as well. Tho it’s under Devices>typing>typing insights.

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