Lunabel Mordio

oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*

who the fuck made this post

i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

there still wasps in here but there's also fewer flaming i-beams falling from overhead so it's a good tradeoff.

GOOD SPOOKY FRIENDS

Reblog for spoops

These kids are neurodivergent and you can’t convince me otherwise

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

whenever i see a sleeping kitties paws unguarded i understand exactly how eve felt about the apple

Brock also just kind of left those same 9 siblings so he could travel the world with a 12 year old and his electric rat

If the one in the first pic is his mom, why does she look younger than him?

Because she’s not the one who had to raise 9 kids.