Bugs and Brothers

yeah sure whatever

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

like im okay with being medium attractive and having a moderately clean house. instagram reels just bounce off of me like water off a ducks back

every time i search where a movie is streaming and it’s not on like one of the big streamers i whisper to myself ‘poob has it for you’

fingering his plot hole

this site is so easy

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable