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there’s very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. IT’S OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.
if I have to read “women in their 30s” used as an insult one more time I swear I’ll - step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because I’m also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT I’ll be annoyed
I’ve been in this hole since yall lil shits were three apples tall and I’ll die in this hole too
I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version
Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you
Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you
Are you surviving?
100% no, my corpse is desecrated
100% no, but I am given a proper burial
Yes, but with major injuries
Yes, but with minor injuries
100% yes, not a scratch on me
Other (explain in tags)
I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version
Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you
Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you
Are you surviving?
100% no, my corpse is desecrated
100% no, but I am given a proper burial
Yes, but with major injuries
Yes, but with minor injuries
100% yes, not a scratch on me
Other (explain in tags)
do you remember why you followed prev
yes :)
no :)

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No one cared who I was until I put on the cage
The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently
roommate and i had a wretched time snaking our kitchen sink drain today to unclog the sucker and let me tell you i haven't realized before how much snaking a drain feels like fucking a wall
like there's even a particular bend in the piping you gotta jimmy back and forth to push past the same way those improbable light saber dongs do
me, ramming the snake in over and over trying to scoop another chunk of gunk onto the weird spiral auger head, panting as I'm awkwardly hunched halfway into the kitchen sink cabinet: c'mon cmon cmonnnn just a little bit more, a bit more pleaase
neighbour, who i really hope cannot hear me between apartment walls:
A lot of times the clog is in the J-bend/P-trap (the part that keeps sewer gas from coming up through your sink) and if you’re having trouble you can just unscrew it and take it off!
It also makes accessing main line clogs a lot easier because you can just put the snake in through the wall tube
You should also have a bucket ready if you do that :-)
dude i am ALREADY putting the snake into the wall tube, it's why I described it as "fucking a wall" and not "fucking my sink" it's just that the wall tube goes in REALLY far and there's a specific bend in the thing that clogs love to exist in
as far as we can tell the clog was like a good 4-5 feet into the fucking wall and largely a combination of soil (when we soak succulents in the sink) and various fat residues from cooking
we are no longer soaking succulents in the sink for their hydration days
#Wait ur pouring dirt down ur sink and wondering why it’s clogged lmmmaooo#also cooking fat? i gotta assume like residue-residue…
no we're not pouring dirt, the plants and their drip trays used to be set in the sink on soaking days. what would happen is that sometimes a little dirt water overflows out of their drip trays and down the drain.
our theory is that the dirt gets caught by the residual cooking fat that slowly accumulates into a hell glob
If you are going to an event this holiday season (or ever in the world in your life) and there’s going to be Somebody there you don’t want to talk to, here’s my advice.
Talk to them first.
Reasoning:
“If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.” Mark Twain. This person is your frog; get it over with!
You will fulfill any obligation to talk to this person and you will have taken the initiative. They cannot complain you “never talk to them” or that you are mean/rude if you cordially approach them first.
You have an easy excuse to leave the conversation. “Nice to see you, but I still need to say hello to [more pleasant person].” It will be easy to stay in conversation with others for a while, if you’re lucky you won’t have to speak to this Somebody again.
This is the first time I see reasonable advice about this topic on Tumblr. By 'reasonable' I mean something, that doesn't involve acting straight up rude (ignoring the person you don't want to talk to completely, pretending they don't exist, or 'standing up to them' in a way, that will immediately start na argument and ruin everyone's mood) or avoiding family gatherings completely. It is possible to spend time together, even if there's a person you don't like there, without having to talk to them much, but also without openly showing your aversion or acting passive-aggresively.
I dunno what kind of lives other people live where they think “don’t like somebody? Cut them out of your life forever” is viable advice.
Maybe I hate Great-aunt Bertha but I really want to attend family Christmas to see my cousins. Maybe I have coworkers or clients or classmates I don’t like, but am not interested in quitting my job or dropping a class for a couple of unpleasant people. Maybe I am in the same social circle as somebody I dislike, so there’s a chance they make an appearance at a party or event.
I see and interact with people I dislike on a regular basis and I develop strategies (like this one) to minimize unpleasantness when “never see them again” isn’t possible.
there’s very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. IT’S OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.
if I have to read “women in their 30s” used as an insult one more time I swear I’ll - step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because I’m also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT I’ll be annoyed
I’ve been in this hole since yall lil shits were three apples tall and I’ll die in this hole too

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it makes scents when you think about it