A Tumblr? In this day and age? Yes.

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

guess what starts today 🏳️‍🌈

It’s June

@markscherz any approximations on what lil guy he's attempting to make here?

This is Agalychnis callidryas, the red-eyed tree frog.

Cat owners truly think they’re an oppressed class god damn you’re insufferable

"I want a pet that is 100% guaranteed to Like me even If I'm a bit inconsiderate about its needs but Not malevolently abusive, and 90% likely to express its affection in the exact way that I Like, which is loud and overdemonstrative and clumsy" is a decent, albeit selfish and short-sighted, reason to get a Dog rather than a Cat. "Cats behave unpredictably and the mechanics of how their claws Work are scary and they don't even Like people" is objectively untrue all around, and therefore Not a good reason for anything.

dogs have claws? dogs have claws. i have a scar on my arm from a dog being friendly. because its claws accidentally scratched me. because they have claws.

Cats are incredibly predictable, they just have body language cues most people never learned to read and a very particular mode of play (hello look at my exposed belly) which has many subtly different meanings and a hair trigger for overstimulation and threat. They're kind of like autistic people - honestly more straightforward to interact with than most folks, but many people project the wrong behavioral template onto them and it causes problems.