rebellions are built on hope

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

they throw regular rats at eachother

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.

i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no pepsi 

There’s people who have war in their countries

me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island

this grave keeper edible aint shit

I don’t think Downton Abbey gets enough credit for introducing a gay central character to a period drama in 2010, where being gay isn’t his defining trait. His defining trait is that he’s Evil.

prescribed 10 consecutive replays of iris by the goo goo dolls