mostly postly

Maybe one day we will be able to watch always-on TV without an internet connection

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

He does so to dodge the draft

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

I cannot believe this post I made in 2015 is still going around…. anyway plot twist this same lady got famous on my town’s facebook gossip group for divorcing her husband for a woman 💅🏻✨ I like to believe my yes homo shirt pointed her in the right direction

I did NOT see that ending coming but I’m so glad for it

girl I joined the phm fandom why is fucking markiplier here

I'm at a party with a bunch of strangers and a few people I barely know and my boyfriend and I'm scaaaaared everyone is so nice but I have Nothing to talk about

The weather

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr