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ᢉ𐭩 their sweet ways of caring for you ft. multiple hsr men

— warnings : none

— a/n : here’s a lil hsr fluff for you guys bc you deserve the best n i’ve been slacking off lately LMAO this is super short but please enjoy <3

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mydeimos, who lets you borrow his hoodie or jacket, and pretends not to mind it but he does. whenever you and mydei go out and the air bites at your skin, you end up shivering and nudging him for his jacket. he always sighs, rolls his eyes, and drapes it over your shoulders like it’s the biggest inconvenience in the world, muttering something about how you’ll freeze him to death. but in truth, he finds it unbearably endearing—the way his jacket swallows you whole, sleeves dangling past your hands, the fabric hanging too loose on your frame. he never gets cold, not really, but he makes a point of always bringing a jacket, knowing full well you’ll ask for it before the night is through.

Don't worry, Idia is alive and well 😌

Full picture below (へ´∀`)へ

Premise : Picture a parallel universe where all your blorbos are the ones expressing their profound yearning for you (yes, YOU) through the sacred arts of fanfics, fanarts and exchanging kudos. Perhaps you're a celebrity, perhaps you're just an ordinary person charming enough to have an entire fandom behind you or, you're the fictional character in this universe instead. Let's dive into this website, shall we?

Characters : Phainon, Scaramouche, Mydei, Sunday, Gepard, Venti, Dr. Ratio, Alhaitham, Albedo, Aventurine, Childe, Dan Heng, Anaxa, Argenti, Ayato, Jing Yuan, Flins, Neuvillette, Zhongli (for now).

Note : So uh, I typed this down with almost zero critical thinking and 100% whimsy within one hour. Character selection is random, too. Please excuse any unintentional errors <3

— THE WRITERS AND ARTISTS

Phainon has an erratic writing pattern, no one can guess what this guy will whip up in his next post. One moment he's weaving gourmet in text-form about an emotion-packed forbidden love story between knight and monarch and the next he's posted some unedited word vomit with a witty ‘no beta we die like ___’ tag. That, or it's his stick figure comics against the world. Everyone thinks he's mad funny though, so the readers forgive him.

Scaramouche who started as a HATER. What do you mean people are so obsessed with one person that they've made a digital shrine of fanfics and fanarts for them? He's going to do a thorough research on you... for the sake of ethically sourced hate of course. One thing leads to another, his ‘research’ spirals and all you need to know is that he's a diehard [Name] simp now — not that he'd admit it.

Mydei who, in great contrast to his usual self, writes some very cutesy stuff. “What if you two turned into chimeras for a day” stuff like that. He's mostly known for his chibi drawings though. Very escapism-from-a-burdened-life themed, if you want to psychoanalyze, that is.

Sunday who just can't cross the boundary of writing gentlemanly hand-kisses and heartfelt hugs in terms of physical affection, even though he's probably read hardcore smut by someone else. And even when he's writing about kissing your hand, he's squirming in his seat, wings restless enough for him to start taking flight or something. His characterization tends to be very thoughtful though so the readers don't care.

One of the very first dwellers of the website, Gepard's... unique drawings fed many people back in the days and are still remembered fondly to this date. Nowadays, he isn't as active as he used to be though.

Venti's blog is dedicated to poetry about you, everyone is low-key jealous of his rhyming skills. He's also one of the more active people, sharing others' works regularly without fail.

Dr. Ratio who becomes SICK of the amount of mischaracterization floating around about you in the fanfics and the burn from the majority of the fics not meeting his standards, so, he starts writing fanfics catering to his specific needs himself.

Alhaitham who posted like two or three 10k something word-count fics and then dipped because he lost motivation. The readers are still in mourning, because he left them on a devasting cliff-hanger. Kaveh, Cyno and Sethos have made a ‘Day X until @/vulturevolans posts’ chain in the comments. They just don't know it's Alhaitham who's the writer.

Albedo is that artist whose works you'd think would be hung on museum walls, yet, he's here posting jaw-dropping art with you as the muse. His ‘character study’ series of sketches about you is noted to be... very brainrot-worthy, let's say.

— MISC. INHABITANTS

Aventurine is the famous ‘commissioner’ guy who drops by people's inboxes with hilarious memes seeking fic or art, or just to appreciate the existing works. You can bet he's commissioned something out of every writer and artist on this site.

Childe is another commissioner. He'd most likely commission Phainon though because he knows Phainon can whip up a good flirting-through-sparring oneshot with accuracy ensured about how a sword works and all. They say Varka of Mondstadt has this fic printed and binded like a book.

Don't tell the Trailblazer and March 7th, but Dan Heng is one of the admins who manage the site. He knows every work posted here like the back of his hand. He may or may not know about the true identities of everyone who has an account on this website.

— NOTABLE READERS

Anaxa who gets exposed as a fanfic reader in class after he accidentally comments, ‘‘This looks like something that you'd find in fanfiction.[you].net.’’ while grading a few students' (read: Phainon and Castorice) essays. He got back at them with the threat of ‘If the next fic doesn't meet my standards, I'm failing you.’ though. So, no worries.

Argenti who's known as the ‘long comment guy’. He leaves whole paragraphs of praises with sparkly rosy emojis under every work on the site, without exception. It's kind of an honor to receive his comments.

Ayato, Jing Yuan, Flins, Neuvillette and Zhongli aren't really part of the dramatic crew. They tend to savour the works from a distance. They don't even have to commission the writers here, the sincere compliments and ideas they share are enough to keep the facilitation of brainrot smooth.

✦ He'll be so obviously in love with you that even the ghosts start gossiping behind his back. He'd tell them off (politely) when he catches them gossiping and instead of scurrying away they just tease him back.

✦ Flins who will try to act all unphased whenever you visit him, but all of a sudden the ghosts start pulling pranks on you.

✦ Pranks that work in his favour of course. Ones involving scaring you just enough so you jump into his arms, your face buried in his chest.

✦ Flins would fully glare at his ghoul friends but look back down all soft and sweet as he comforts you, assuring you that there's nothing to afraid of - especially when he's with you.

✦ Flins who feels his chest ache when you finally look up at him with bleary eyes, visibly shaking. He feels awful for how he's heating up at the sight of you like this, it feels downright sinful to be so turned on.

✦ Flins who can take it anymore and cups your cheeks with both his palms, taking one good look at your clueless face, his breath hitching, before going for it.

✦ Flins who profusely apologises to you, pulling back from his kiss only to still in shock when you pull him into another kiss.

✦ Flins who completely forgets a growing crowd of ghosts that have gathered to watch everything till one of them accidentally let out a cheer.

✦ Flins whose cheeks grow pink as he takes your hand and murmurs that its cold out, taking you back into his shelter for some proper time 'alone' - away from prying eyes of ghosts.

Did you guys pull Cerydra? I pulled for Anaxa 🎶

I’m so sorry 🤣