Beep Boop

engaged at 25? what are you a child bride??

men are supposed to have long hair or else they cant feel emotions

you’re genuinely not a good person

you might seem upset with me but really you are not angry just your only emotion is bald

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

If quagsire was real I would teach mine how to roll weed and bite people

i don't know how you people can stand to watch family guy

No, like genuinely. Even putting aside how painfully unfunny it is, that show is just fucking nasty! Every time my siblings put it on it was just the characters being mean about characters being fat, autistic, trans, etc. Remember when they did an episode where a guy sleeps with a trans woman and then there's a 30 second compilation of the guy puking violently? How they constantly tear into peter for being fat? How his boss is mocked for being autistic? Nasty ass show and y'all are showing a lot about yourselves the way you make it a pillar of yourself!

Quagsire

Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.