folga wooga imoga womp

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

I suck at my job. I'm a terrible husband and father. I have absolutely nothing going for me except my ability to write muppet erotica. I know what its like to be the pony with the shittiest cutie mark. God made every creature for a specific reason, and I am the angel he made with the sole purpose of falling from grace

you wouldn’t like me after you’ve seen my fabulous flying machine

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future