actually an elf

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

‘im a girl’ ’im a boy’ okay well ive got boulders on my shoulders collarbones begin to crack there is very little left of me and it’s never coming back

“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

i dont know what larper means in terms of the way people online right now are using it and at this point im too afraid to ask

(learnt) i think poser is a funnier word can we all go back to using that one

I remember walking down the street and seeing a sign protesting George W. Bush’s war on Iraq, so I think that.

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

if you're quiet as an adult they kill you

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking