THIS IS NOT AN EXIT

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

Men be like: “Women have it easier because [men view women as sex objects], [men have low standards for sex] and they can [something men can do but choose not to].”

i know im just being cranky but the way when i refer to reading/writing on this website virtually everyone assumes im talking about fanfic specifically and exclusively makes me feel so fucking crazyyyyyy

Im giving creepy blowjobs now & they keep telling me they want just the normal ones