I'm not human at all

Having no sources of intimacy in your daily life and therefore resorting to learning as much as you can as a way to pass the time is such a sad cycle, every single day its like what can I become obsessively interested in this time to vaguely simulate companionship and a temporary sense of purpose that I know will eventually make me feel even more alone because even if I find meaning and enjoyment it is completely irrelevant to and isolated from everyone and everything else

loving loneliness and being alone, hating loneliness and being alone, believing that everyone is alone, believing that nobody is alone (all of these at the same time)

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

It’s a shame the Venom and Spider-Man movie is going to be about the MCU Peter Parker. Could you imagine pairing Tom “I’m an actor of course I’ve had gay sex” Hardy’s Venom with Andrew “I’m not bisexual but I’m open to any impulses that might arise within me” Garfield’s Spider-Man? The energy would be off the CHARTS

Kiss The Go-Goat is about WHAT

doc ock milf form and dilf form supremacy

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

i want to turn into a huge doglike beast instead of going to work tomorrow