Not today Justin
Game of Thrones Daily
Origami Around
One Nice Bug Per Day
izzy's playlists!
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Show & Tell
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will byers stan first human second
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
blake kathryn
Product Placement
shark vs the universe
Love Begins
#extradirty
if i look back, i am lost
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@least-sane-stelios
"My ass is a dumptruck," I whisper to myself, "my thighs are also dumptrucks." I try to reassure myself as I penguin walk across the road, "Got that low centre of gravity, can never slip on ice."
"Wah wah wah wah wah waaah" I say as I slip and fall on my dumptruck ass
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september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together
in november I'm getting my shit together
in december I’m getting my shit together
in february I’m getting my shit together
Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone
Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me
Well, shit...
It is morally correct to be horny on main.
If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.
New copypasta just dropped
Same guy
Reblog hole to destroy bloodlines and oppress Christians
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average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias
you try to start soft with "well there are other blood types. and other methods for expressing oil from peanuts" and they shriek NOOOO YOURE EMASCULATING MY DEAD DAD WHO I HATED
you try "actually there's also milk, and seawater, and room-temperature elemental mercury" and they accuse you of taking a day off your regularly scheduled child rapes to lie specifically to them
BUT IF PEANUT OIL ISNT REAL THEN HOW AM I CURRENTLY SMOTHERING MYSELF IN IT i didn't say it wasn't real i said there were other liquids YOURE SO OWNED BY MY OILINESS ok
god whoever wrote this must be so fucking hot
"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
hell yeah 👍
ESTROGEN IS TURNING OUR GIRLS INTO WOMEN!!
THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TO MAKE THE FRICKIN GIRLS GAY
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I like my coffee how I like my partners: Bittersweet, making me constantly want to suck something and making me surprised at the fact I liked it as much as I did
You have too many follower. The Tumbletariat must sieze and redristribute them.
I WAS DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED
Old women lying in ponds distributing follower is no basis for a system of governance!
That’s our boi
Honestly refreshing, a lot of 80s and 90s FOSS people ended up being weird libertarians
@jizukiru I can't believe they made Linux woke... smh
this is yuri i think
naughty naughty, headphone jack to usb? she's moaning and streaming it where my peripherals go, she's making my cursor wiggle. mom says im not supposed to play with girls like her... i want her to corrupt me
i don't think i agreed to my sextapes being shared like this.
although i have to admit that i find this quite kinky
after phineas and ferb not a single person forgot the aglet
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i love watching my terminal compile random packages. ==> starting fast_text()... 156 unit tests passed
the happiness I get from watching stuff compile successfully is nothing compared to the horror of the text turning R E D
Failed to compile. Missing dependency.
time to spend the rest of the day frantically googling() with increasing desperation for an obscure package that may or may not exist
oh hey, I found the package! Let me install() it!
It finally compiled, no errors! Yay!
5 years down the line:
T H E F I R E S O F D E P E N D E N C Y H E L L B U R N E V E R B R I G H T E R
i love watching my terminal compile random packages. ==> starting fast_text()... 156 unit tests passed
the happiness I get from watching stuff compile successfully is nothing compared to the horror of the text turning R E D
Failed to compile. Missing dependency.
