learningbyfailing

croissant seeking behavior

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

Warhol wanted to photograph me too but I told him no

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

this is how everyone on this website acts

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog

#critiquing your kink scenario's ludonarrative dissonance

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

I don’t believe you.

just watch

Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha