rock lover

This may literally be my favorite 5 seconds in the entire show.

aka the scene where Sherlock wakes up from a dream where he is… pumping… something?…

Pumping while in the same room with John…

😱😱😱

crowley and aziraphale wrote this

these are their online dating profiles

When you read sherlock as upset/heartbroken after hearing what john says to irene abt not being a couple/not being gay, so much of what sherlock says to her later is so painful lmfao like "love is a disadvantage", "sentiment is a chemical reaction found on the losing side", etc .... In the episode before he was literally obsessed w building john up, involving him on cases, following him secretly just to make sure he got to the right deduction, verbally complimenting him (well done, excellent, thorough, id be lost with my blogger) in ways that were so superfluous to the cases' pragmatic progress...

shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)

I love crowley but he was drinking his dumb bitch juice about the whole holy water thing. he goes into a church for probably the first time in his life in 1941, sees and comments on how the h water it’s just out unguarded, considers it an outlier, and decides a few decades later to plan an elaborate scheme so he can steal some………bby boy………

Listen he did that elaborate nonsense just to get Aziraphale’s attention, that’s why he met w those people in Soho of all places

crowley, yelling into a megaphone: I’m about to do something VERY stupid. I’ve been given no other option than to rob a CHURCH. it would be an absolute shame if someone, anyone, perhaps an ANGEL were to stop me

it's basically crowley's equivalent of aziraphale getting himself locked up in the bastille

The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?

dip moon like cookie

You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.

the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises