lobsterpants

you’re on the beach passing by one of those airbrush t shirt kiosks that have a million unlicensed characters on them but you see one with your exact face and name on it and he won’t sell it to you

do you ever want to check up on someone but it’s just not ur place anymore

sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”

I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time

how to talk about harry potter without scaring someone off with your enthusiasm????

don’t tell them about your weekly harry potter satire podcast called sturgis podmore

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

iiiiin west philadelphia, born and raised, on the playgroud is where i spent most of my days. longing for angelica, missing my wife. that’s when miss mariah reynolds walked into my life.

Legend has it that if u whisper “cosette wasn’t important” in the mirror three times i will show up and deck u with a loaf of bread