shake it out

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

shout out to everyone named Peni. when your noun is possessive... well... 😏

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

The deepest down of the ocean…….

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase