We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn