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*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

but I know... it's my own damn fault...